Work In Progress

Because sometimes the crazy things I think need to be shared (or at least written down.)

Aug 20, 2008 5:08pm
“Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants – use it to get into their heads”- Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip
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Aug 20, 2008 1:56pm
The world is really poor if this is where I stand
I like that they use this example of the value of money: “$30 could buy you an ER DVD Boxset OR a First Aid kit for a village in Haiti.”  Because a) what can I buy for the $0 I spent on my ER DVD Boxset? and b) who actually buys ER DVD Boxsets?

The world is really poor if this is where I stand

I like that they use this example of the value of money: “$30 could buy you an ER DVD Boxset OR a First Aid kit for a village in Haiti.”  Because a) what can I buy for the $0 I spent on my ER DVD Boxset? and b) who actually buys ER DVD Boxsets?

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Aug 19, 2008 6:27pm
If they’re going to put up a carnival in our office parking lot the least they could let us do is go on a ride while we wait for the valet to get our cars. If they’re going to put up a carnival in our office parking lot the least they could let us do is go on a ride while we wait for the valet to get our cars.
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Aug 19, 2008 4:59pm
I normally “have no soul” because I don’t “ooh” and “aww” over cute animals, BUT OMG THIS IS ADORABLE! I normally “have no soul” because I don’t “ooh” and “aww” over cute animals, BUT OMG THIS IS ADORABLE!
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Aug 18, 2008 5:41pm
This is from a while ago, but this is how my office is most of the time.  
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Aug 18, 2008 4:46pm

Yet another reason why I love my friends...

(from our conversation Saturday night at Jerry’s)

Ali: What’s amazing is that he won one of his races with his goggle completely filled with water.

Arianna: I heard that Michael Phelps got attacked by a shark during one of his races and then won a gold medal.

Dara: I heard he got stung by a jellyfish before the race even STARTED and then broke a world record.

Sarah: Well, I heard that Michael Phelps got shot nine times, made a platinum record, and then won a gold medal.

Arianna: Michael Phelps ate 57 and a half hot dogs and then set a new world record.

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Aug 18, 2008 4:25pm
I forgot how entertaining/ridiculous this can be. I forgot how entertaining/ridiculous this can be.
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Aug 16, 2008 11:19pm

I Love The Olympics!

Michael Phelps did it and the entirety of Jerry’s deli just cheered in unison.
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Aug 15, 2008 3:50pm
I always spell “definitely” wrong with out fail, every time.  You think I would learn my lesson by now. 
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Aug 15, 2008 1:17pm

Mysterious Package Arrived For Me at Work

nowwhat:

It contained a Ring Pop and a Rodney Crowell CD. No name or note attached. What does it all mean?

Clearly I was bored at work yesterday…

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